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Jennifer Coolidge:

Jennifer Coolidge

Information: Name: Jennifer Coolidge Born: 1963-08-28 Height: 1.78

Filmography: Pootie Tang (2001), HBO First Look (2005), As Virgins Fall (2003), Seinfeld (1993), Plump Fiction (1997)

Uma Thurman:

Uma Thurman

Information: Name: Uma Thurman Born: 1970-04-29 Height: 1.83

Filmography: Entertainment Tonight (2003), The 72nd Annual Academy Awards (2000), Eloise in Paris (2009), Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003), Henry & June (1990)

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First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper. LaidlyMacCallumuf
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